Q&A: I cut my Christmas tree from the town green & now I have vermin in my house. Call city hall?

Question by Harry T: I cut my Christmas tree from the town green & now I have vermin in my house. Call city hall?
In a Christmas cost cutting effort, I cut down a nice pine tree from my town green late last night. Now today there are little chipmunks in my house and some kind of weird moths scattering all over the place. I think some of the chipmunks even got in the walls!!! Is this something city hall is responsible for? The extermination costs?

Best answer:

Answer by cricket
Ya, sue the bastards. I hope you didn’t get any blisters while chopping the tree…..if you did, sue them for pain and suffering too.

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2 Responses to “Q&A: I cut my Christmas tree from the town green & now I have vermin in my house. Call city hall?”

  1. Chad says:

    If you cut the tree late last night then I assume that you did not have permission and even if you did the city is probably not responsible once you take the tree off of their property.

  2. giyna says:

    no… were you supposed to cut down that tree? the city could sue you for property damage & theft… i dont know what a “town green” is but it sounds like community property – meaning, you didn’t have the right to even take the tree.

    is this a joke?